Call it genius, far-flung vision, or just general stupidity, but I have hung onto this hunk of junk for decades. I believe it was purchased in the early 80s.

At the time, I was already seeing the old school of Easter candy being replaced with more "tasteful", modern designs, so I snatched it up, mostly to preserve the nutty bunny head. But with it came this ridiculously long tube of crummy candy, which I have also clung on to for about thirty years.

At long last, I reveal it to the world. I hope that you enjoy it, and that my efforts have, in some small way, been worth it.

This thing has been really hard to store. Click here to see it full-size.