We all love the Easter bunny, but let's face facts: he could use some orthodontia. It does seem a little mean, however, to go so far as to openly mock him as Bubba Bunny with bad Bubba teeth, especially during this time of year when he is at the top of his game. Sadly, however... there you are.

You always have to think twice when buying candy that proclaims "100% edible!". After studying this package again and again, I'm still not entirely sure if they are referring to the teeth, the gum, the package, the tattoo or all of it. It was thoughtful of them to include a free tattoo. Easter just isn't complete without one.