You're a Keeper
Heart Stoppers
You're Right Up My Alley
Short Circut
Toadally Yours
Home Depot
Larry The Cable Guy
Redneck Heart
Return to Valentines

I don't know if this one's exactly unromantic, but it certainly isn't romantic either. The message is ambiguous, and it doesn't seem geared toward plucking any feminine heartstrings. Maybe this one's for the guy working at the help desk who's trying to send a message to that special someone with a bad computer who keeps on calling.