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Thanksgiving seems to center an awful lot around the human race's love affair with eating turkey. Rarely is the turkey's position considered in all this. Here, we have the turkey's rebuttal to our sacred holiday, made in one bold statement.

And if you get drunk and burn the turkey, just remember these words of wisdom: Poop happens.