Mr. T
Michael Jackson
San Diego Chicken
Muhammad Ali
Where's the Beef?
R. Crumb
Jack LaLanne
Bionic Man
Mario Andretti
Reggie Bar
Pete Rose
Mike Mussina
The Melo Bar
Dick Tracy Candy Bar
Ruth's Home Run Bar
1982 Milwaukee Brewer Bar

My friend Jim Atkins, one of the patron saints of the CWM, snagged this wrapper for me during a trip through Colorado. Little did he know that I had hunted online for one of these to no avail. He just knew instinctively that it belonged in the museum. Ever the intrepid reporter, he provided a thorough report on the candy itself: "The candy bar combines substandard milk chocolate with a thin caramel filling, kind of like a Cadbury Caramello but more liquidy. Not particularly good in my opinion."

So there you have it. Buyer beware! But remember, the proceeds are for charity, Carmello's a great player, and a lot of people out there love substandard chocolate!