You're a Keeper
Heart Stoppers
You're Right Up My Alley
Short Circut
Toadally Yours
Home Depot
Larry The Cable Guy
Redneck Heart
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Now I know a man's gotta be a man, and all that... but really! What in god's name would make anyone think this is a suitable Valentine? There might be, maybe, three couples in America who found love together via a shared love of the Home Depot #20 racing team. Or perhaps some asthma-stricken sweethearts could enjoy the Advair decal on the rear end. I have to admit, though, I do like the inside panel, with hearts gushing out of the dark engine that oddly resembles a robotic chest cavity. Maybe the lesson here is that it doesn't matter how you say it, just as long as you do.