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Remember those grade school bullies who stuck gum in your pigtails and threw eggs at your head, but were secretly in madly love with you? Here's a Valentine candy that celebrates this time-honored rite of passage, Heart Stoppers. After all, how many boys really want to get involved with all the mush on Valentine's Day? It's only fair to give them their chance to set the world right by giving a good gag gift on this girly holiday.

Mouse over the image to read the punchline. You go, boys!